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A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...
Quote #27460
I have one rule-attention. They give me theirs and I give them mine.
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #31158
Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present,...
Quote #16045
He alone is wise who can accommodate himself to all contingencies of life; but...
Quote #8509
The whole is more than the sum of its parts.
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To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and...
Quote #27771
Poets generally love cats — because poets have no delusions about their own superiority.
Quote #19316
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.