Quote #11203
A hedge between keeps friendship green.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Quote #28055
Do to others, before they do to you.
Quote #26
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings a...
Quote #11394
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Quote #24313
Nunc scio quit sit amor.
Quote #22246
It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy...
Quote #3030
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.