Quote #3418
Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #21816
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Quote #29960
The only cure for contempt is countercontempt.
Quote #8776
Let the coming hour overflow with joy, and let pleasure drown the brim.
Quote #20650
That man can destroy life is just as miraculous a feat as that he...
Quote #28700
If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son,...
Quote #33822
Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Quote #18815
My friends and my road-fellows, pity the nation that is full of beliefs and...
Quote #12551
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...