Quote #28418
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Quote #1902
The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
Quote #31358
Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
Quote #13834
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else...
Quote #5651
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the...
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #12361
The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do...
Quote #1193
Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.
Quote #25485
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.