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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection that one...
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I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
Quote #9574
?Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the...
Quote #9661
Our character…is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and...
Quote #34490
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #2452
People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
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He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones.
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If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a...