Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #15761
There is no cure for the pride of a virtuous nation but pure religion.
Quote #12171
Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland...
Quote #9452
As you cannot have a sweet and wholesome abode unless you admit the air...
Quote #26146
If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn’t...
Quote #5931
Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.
Quote #13100
Because a thing is difficult for you, do not therefore suppose it to be...
Quote #25258
Let’s play two
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #25871
For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...