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Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
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My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Most of the problems a President has to face have their roots in the...
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The trouble isn’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn’t...
Quote #31635
Giving opens the way for receiving.
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A man can be saved and not believe in the Doctrines of Grace…but he...
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A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody...
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I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the...