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I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
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The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want...
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Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
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Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of...
Quote #24349
The extreme limit of wisdom–that is what the public calls madness.
Quote #12557
Some of my friends support the measure, and some of my friends oppose it....