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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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If you want to win friends, make it a point to remember them. If...
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A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become...
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Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.
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Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet.
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Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
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There is a need for heroism in American life today.
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If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that...
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Our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running...