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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
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The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who...
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Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself...
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I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.
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I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
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The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
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Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.