Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #28086
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #25588
A friend loveth at all times, and a brother is born for adversity.
Quote #33066
Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #18585
Segregation is the adultery of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality.
Quote #23929
The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility...
Quote #582
Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.
Quote #8544
I was not looking for my dreams to interpret my life, but rather for...
Quote #20981
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock...