Quote #9393
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
Quote #32810
It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
Quote #12357
The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...
Quote #12855
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #12467
The envier praises me unknowingly.
Quote #7892
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...
Quote #2446
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Quote #28775
The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.
Quote #833
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...