Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #16005
It is when we all play safe that we create a world of the...
Quote #5300
Necessity knows no law.
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #28206
It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
Quote #20482
I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I...
Quote #33602
Bad mind, bad heart.
Quote #7952
I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it.
Quote #27787
We cannot put off living until we are ready. The most salient characteristic of...
Quote #11550
I must be cruel, only to be kind.