Quote #23104
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates...
Quote #19678
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #27278
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #34077
Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose...
Quote #22661
Spread the table and contention will cease.
Quote #1849
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
Quote #14535
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quote #5964
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result...
Quote #30910
Where there are no tigers, a wildcat is very self-important.