Quote #9871
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the...
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #18987
I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
Quote #16729
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world...
Quote #13334
Courage atrophies from lack of use.
Quote #19438
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of...
Quote #2311
What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me...
Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #28402
Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.