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Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she...
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When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
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If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your...
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The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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You never conquer a mountain. Mountains can’t be conquered you conquer yourself–your hopes, your...
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The solving of almost every crime mystery depends on something which seems, at the...
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
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We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domesticated plants and animals,...
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Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think.
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...