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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
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There is no greater sorrowThan to be mindful of the happy timeIn misery.
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Bob We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have...
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their...
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your...
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Great wits are sure to madness near allied And thin partitions do their bounds...