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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday…The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact...
Quote #8375
Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
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It’s hard enough to write a good drama, it’s much harder to write a...
Quote #27524
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
Quote #10967
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart.
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It is not righteousness to outrage A brave man dead, not even though you...
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Life is all one piece. Men err when they think they can be inhuman...
Quote #27040
What do you take me for, an idiot