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We live in the present, we dream of the future, but we learn eternal...
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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How sweet it would be to treat men and things, for an hour, for...
Quote #19052
It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.
Quote #20154
Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.
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You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the...
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line....
Quote #17175
Knowledge is not simply another commodity. On the contrary. Knowledge is never used up....