Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #25342
Courage comes and goes. Hold on for the next supply.
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #20263
A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has...
Quote #20480
I hear many condemn these men because they were so few. When were the...
Quote #27528
Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers (six if one went to...
Quote #26545
The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is...
Quote #7828
When you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Quote #4433
It is possible to fail in many ways…while to succeed is possible only in...