Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #17261
There are many victories worse than a defeat.
Quote #21895
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #5611
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Quote #24308
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Quote #34434
Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #34788
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
Quote #28602
Men are doubtful and skeptical about the Church they suspect and dislike the clergy...
Quote #25420
A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
Quote #498
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.