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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those...
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I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people,...
Quote #6519
The ends must justify the means.
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Old birds are hard to pluck.
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Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form...
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Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary.
Quote #1072
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.