Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #25969
Bite off more than you can chew and then chew like hell.
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You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for...
Quote #6437
Engineering is the professional art of applying science to the optimum conversion of natural...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #25430
Honesty rare as a man without self-pity, kinders as large and plain as a...
Quote #1097
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is...
Quote #12854
The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.
Quote #31741
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.
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The longer I live, the more I am certain that the great difference between...