Quote #34316
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #11571
When you have a child, the world has a hostage.
Quote #15524
Nature abhors a vacuum. When a head lacks brains, nature fills it with conceit.
Quote #33376
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once....
Quote #2341
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which...
Quote #18816
Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.
Quote #12314
And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
Quote #34671
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #32435
Don’t be with someone you can live with be with someone you can’t live...