Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #7445
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
Quote #34488
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #10857
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Quote #29150
Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be,...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #21367
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of...
Quote #33830
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the...
Quote #2226
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...
Quote #19957
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.