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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
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Love flies, runs, and rejoices; it is free and nothing can hold it back.
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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
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Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible – or even sinful – that you...
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that...
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For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men,...
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Morality is herd instinct in the individual.
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I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...