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A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down...
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Live each season as it passes breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
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These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #30710
Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot.
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As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I...
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The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
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The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her...
Quote #33215
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer