Quote #7888
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Quote #28406
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #34766
Marriage. It’s like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides...
Quote #8688
We would never learn to be patient if there were only joy in the...
Quote #6810
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
Quote #25504
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #2569
The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the...
Quote #30113
The want of goods is easily repaired, but the poverty of the soul is...
Quote #15843
Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves.