Quote #529
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
Quote #13878
There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own...
Quote #22679
…obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Quote #3029
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #8582
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are...
Quote #19857
The longer one lives, the more one realizes that nothing is a dish for...
Quote #21194
Silence is the virtue of fools.
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #5816
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.