Quote #15956
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #3406
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #3591
What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives travelling...
Quote #31387
I see Christ’s love is so kingly, that it will not abide a marrow...
Quote #31553
No problem is so formidable that you can’t walk away from it.
Quote #1248
While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While...
Quote #12112
Pain is a very precious gift. Do not waste it.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #31116
Love can’t be proven until you both die loving each other.
Quote #33670
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.