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To get to heaven we must take it with us.
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What passing bells for these who die as cattleOnly the monstrous anger of the...
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a...
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
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Frustration is one of the greatest things in art; satisfaction is nothing.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
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I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...