Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #9577
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #34082
Never take the advice of someone who has not had your kind of trouble.
Quote #14338
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote #27333
There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #5880
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
Quote #14014
Talking and eloquence are not the same thing: to speak, and to speak well,...
Quote #14389
We can have no “50-50″ allegiance in this country. Either a man is an...
Quote #28406
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...