Quote #21027
It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #24632
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #19859
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
Quote #8946
With the gift of listening comes the gift of healing.
Quote #33058
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I...
Quote #20370
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
Quote #28640
Prayer is our humble answer to the inconceivable surprise of living.
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #2870
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.