Quote #28120
Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #8737
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Quote #7600
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Quote #3063
An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.
Quote #2357
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called “sucking up to the stars.”
Quote #1175
Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best—or worst, depending on what is posted...
Quote #23026
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
Quote #1209
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
Quote #5072
Everything beautiful has its moment, and then passes away.