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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #24599
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny the officious demands of policemen, government...
Quote #4804
Either war is obsolete or men are.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #13816
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Quote #23347
I have only one thing to say to the tax increasers. Go ahead-make my...
Quote #19425
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a...
Quote #31237
People who know how to employ themselves, always find leisure moments, while those who...