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Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
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Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Trent You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now...
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Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual...
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That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no...
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A plague o’ both your houses
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Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
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No sin is small.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing.