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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
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America will never run… And we will always be grateful that liberty has found...
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Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting...
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest...
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If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself...
Quote #23699
D’you call life a bad job Never We’ve had our ups and downs, we’ve...
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
Quote #29718
Once you permit those who are convinced of their own superior rightness to censor...