Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #33162
No man chooses evil because it is evil he only mistakes it for happiness,...
Quote #31019
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...
Quote #21654
I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the...
Quote #10734
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #13228
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #28194
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to...
Quote #29149
Carry the cross patiently, and with perfect submission and in the end it shall...
Quote #26318
Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves.