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He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does...
Quote #17839
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #18313
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #12911
If I should die, I have left no immortal work behind me – nothing...
Quote #4862
A kind Of excellent dumb discourse.
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
Quote #3193
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #11031
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Quote #33050
If I choose to bless another person, I will always end up feeling more...