Quote #27333
There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
Quote #7987
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #4036
People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which what...
Quote #5594
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Quote #488
My favorite animal is steak.
Quote #29893
God knows that a mother needs fortitude and courage and tolerance and flexibility and...
Quote #19648
When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the...
Quote #29522
In university they don’t tell you that the greater part of the law is...
Quote #34570
Doubting God’s existence is okay and perfectly acceptable within Christianity as long as the...