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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
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The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and to seek peace...
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Courage is the fear of being thought a coward.
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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Each time we re-read a book we get more out of it because we...
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The tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain...
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You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn’t be buried in...