Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #1052
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
Quote #16463
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
Quote #18193
What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person...
Quote #30128
Character is what you are in the dark.
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #2680
If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him...
Quote #19322
Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.
Quote #25762
Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do.
Quote #27194
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as...