Quote #23665
Green Goblin The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the...
Quote #7620
How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #15556
Nature is the most thrifty thing in the world; she never wastes anything; she...
Quote #567
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
Quote #3312
Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a...
Quote #25960
Some of the waiters discuss the menu with you as if they were sharing...
Quote #23562
I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
Quote #4394
Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship.
Quote #12579
The idea is to die young as late as possible.