Quote #32389
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #1906
It sure does, Ben, it definitely does…this is definite…it specifically clearly, unequivocally says that...
Quote #7932
The more things change the more they remain the same.
Quote #33001
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #16334
For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your...
Quote #12208
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
Quote #13895
Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember.
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #19405
The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will...