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I came upstairs into the world for I was born in a cellar.
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The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
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My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen...
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It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...
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Any healthy man can go without food for two days — but not without...
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Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
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The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client...
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick...
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No country can be described as free- but each has different degrees of bondage.
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.