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Patience is the key to content.
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must...
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I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
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Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
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Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
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No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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An intellectual improvement arises from leisure.
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There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are...
Quote #18492
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...