Quote #22094
Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and...
Quote #24279
The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not.
Quote #30460
An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he...
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #25282
There’s a sucker born every minute.
Quote #20957
Lay on, Macduff, And damn’d be him that first cries, Hold, enough
Quote #34816
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
Quote #27854
I’m not a natural leader. I’m too intellectual I’m too abstract I think too...
Quote #6021
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...