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The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder...
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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
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Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
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I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
Quote #11537
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.
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We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can’t scoff...
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...