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Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look...
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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex
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Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be...
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Trust your hunches. They’re usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious...
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.
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Better no law than laws not enforced.
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If your religion does not make you holy, it will damn you. It is...