Quote #34056
Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...
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I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe...
Quote #15956
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me...
Quote #6836
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them...
Quote #18142
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can’t help it.
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #19534
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make...
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To hold a pen is to be at war.
Quote #28379
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #34067
America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie...